CUNNING LINGUIST GIVES HIS LADY AN ORGASM, BUT IT NEARLY KILLS HER WITH A STROKE
What is with all this news with dangerous oral sex? So here’s the deal. Oral sex is one of the greatest of all human inventions, hands down. Well, sometimes the hands go up, I reckon. But anyway a woman in England almost lost her life because things were going as well as they should be when her partner was going down on her. So he was the right kind of cunning linguist but the 44-year-old woman had a brain bleed as she neared orgasm. The stroke almost killed her! Fortunately, he was paying attention and knew something was wrong.
SHE WENT STIFF AND WAS UNCONSCIOUS FOR THREE MINUTES
So according to reports from the British Medical Journal, the woman had a “transient loss of consciousness,” or , TLOC, as she was having the kind of sexual fun we all should. But after she stayed unconscious for nearly three minutes, her partner quickly took her to the ER at Chelsea and Westminster Hospital in London. So once there, he told medics that her whole body went stiff during their encounter. But she also told them that she had a headache that was roughly a 6 out of ten in terms of pain severity. The doctors, for their part, at first believed she had had a seizure.
ORGASM CAUSED ANEURYSM STROKE, AS ORGASMS SPIKE BLOOD PRESSURE
But later these doctors realized what really happened. She had a blackout from a sudden dearth of blood to her brain. Doctors know it as a reflex-mediated syncope. But it was her CT scan that really painted a picture of what happened. She had an aneurysm! But that aneurysm also resulted in a “subarachnoid hemorrhage,” which is one kind of stroke. But doctors everywhere already know that orgasms can cause strokes. It’s all because our orgasms cause a sudden increase in our blood pressure. If there’s anything fragile in your brain, you can stroke.
Fortunately, the woman left the hospital 15 days later. She’s been fine since.