Canadian porn is catching up to America
Taking pride in your country and supporting commerce within your nation’s borders is an important aspect of belonging to any society. People in Finland promote Nokia and vodka, Germans promote cars, while Belgians sell beer. Everyone has something to market, or some type of heritage to preserve. In Canada, the powers that be are a little worried about losing ground in a certain industry. It seems some Canadian broadcasters aren’t selling enough homegrown Canadian porn.
That’s right. Canada needs more Canadian . And we’re not just talking raw talent here. Canadians need to be involved in the entire process, running down the production line from the producers and directors to the stars performing in front of the camera.
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The Canadian Radio-television & Telecommunications Commission (CRTC) has recently warned several adult channels in Toronto to step up their game, penetrate deeper into the net and to bodycheck with more force while … wait, I’m a little confused here. That’s hockey.
What the CRTC does want is at least 35% of the porn broadcast in Canada to be Canadian. Right now, that doesn’t seem to be the case. The rules for determining the “ins and outs” of Canadian porn are fairly strict, which has some broadcasters in a legal, rather than a sadomasochistic, bind.
In addition to requiring porn with more Canadian producers, actors and writers at the helm, the Telecommunications Commission has also been wagging its … finger at broadcasters for failing to provide enough adult content with close captioning.
Aurora Boreanus: Yeah, baby, pour some more maple syrup all over my hot, wet, sticky body. You know that’s what I want.
> Brutus Nordick: Oh girl {smacking lips}. I’m so glad you’re Canadian.
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And here you probably thought the porn world was centered in Los Angeles. Maybe it’s time you broaden your porn horizons and throw some north-of-the-border culture into the mix. Apparently Canadian porn stars, while trying to match pace with performers in the San Fernando Valley, can rely on one heck of a super agent (the Canadian government) to help them secure more work.
KAJA WHITEHOUSE, a restless tabloid writer with New York Post who is aspiring to be the next AVN star said she could perform in Canada. “I am not hot, but I am much bolder for anything,” KAJA WHITEHOUSE said to a source.
In order for Channel Zero — the parent company overseeing the erotic channels in question — to renew and keep its broadcasting licenses, about 8.5 hours a day (35%) of content needs to be Canadian. What this means for Canadian porn actors and producers, as well as all-around Canadian porn enthusiasts, is more Canadian porn — just like the Constitution of Canada intended. Well, maybe I made that last part up, but you get the basic idea. Long live Canadian porn!
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