COLORADO STATE IS SET TO AUCTION OFF 20 CANNABIS-THEMED LICENSE PLATES TO A SELECT FEW
Cannabis is in like sin. Sure, the squarest of squares have edges that would cut tungsten, and their opinions about legalized marijuana in any form won’t ever change. But all it will take is communicable glaucoma to fix that there little social inadequacy! And people who toke to stay woke are loud and proud. And another way to see that is truer than a bluer sky (the rainbow is so beautiful!) is in the state of Colorado, where local officials are set to auction 20 cannabis-themed vanity license plates. I’m not ever sure why vanity is the word, but you get the idea.
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CANNABIS-THEMED PLATES IN COLORADO WILL BE ALL THE RAGE, IF YOU CAN MANAGE ALL MELLOW ON THE ROAD
Just a day ago, the Colorado Department of Motor Vehicles started the auction du (yester) jour. The bid for your own favorite license bud foray only lasts a total of one week. So any Coloradans better make sure they don’t miss the roadway bliss in their own personal vanity license plate. And not to worry you lucky winners, your hard earned monay will go straight to charity, to the Colorado Disability Funding Committee, to be precise. The state of Colorado does make one caveat perfectly clear (though that won’t make the squares any happier); make sure to never toke or drink when you are behind the wheel.
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THE 20 CANNABIS-THEMED LICENSE PLATES ARE ALL WINNERS, BUT WILL YOU BE A PROUD OWNER?
So what are the 20 cannabis-themed plate options? All golden (well, green) perfection. Here they are! 420LIFE,BUBONIC, CANABIS, CHRONIC, DANK, FRTWNTY, GROHEMP, GROWEED, HASH, JOINT, LIT, LUV2PUF, MJ, NUG, PUFF, REEFER, SPLIFF, THC, TOKE, and lastly TOWELIE. So is there a winner there for you? And do you live in Colorado or at least keep a car there for seasonal sloppy slope fun? If you do, and you dig it, be sure to not miss your chance to be one of only 20 people in the whole state to have a “state sponsored” (as in, paid by you actually) cannabis-themed license plate!