COCKSURE 99-YEAR-OLD GRANDMOTHER GETS DYING WISH, A GIANT COCK AND BALLS GRAVE MONUMENT
I hope I still have a sense of humor if I live to be as old as 99 years of age. But maybe a sense of humor is the natural by-product of having seen so much? After all, irreverence is usually born of vast experience, when you’ve seen so much your priorities don’t include quite as much concern for what other people think. That could be the case for Catarina Orduña Pérez, a grandmother who did actually make it almost all the way to a Century old. But by all accounts, she was a badass all her life, full of exuberant irreverence. And her last wish? To have a large, cock and balls grave monument. As you can see, she’ll be laughing forever now.
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SOME THOUGHT SHE WAS JOKING, BUT SHE CONFIRMED SHE WANTED GIANT COCK AND BALLS AT HER GRAVE
This grandmother, or Doña Cata, made it clear to her family and everyone she knew around Misantla, Mexico, that when she was gone, she wanted her grave to be looked over by a penis. Or, as you can also see, a cock and balls monument that will arrest the eye from any line of sight for anyone. Some thought she was just joking about this over the years. But, well, not only was she serious, she had a pretty solid rationale for what she wanted. This grandmother had always been a larger than life personality. You’d have to be to get to 99 years of age.
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SHE WANTED TO BE EASILY REMEMBERED, AND COCK AND BALLS GRAVESTONE GUARANTEES IT
So when someone asked her shortly before her death if she was serious, she confirmed an absolute yes! She wanted to be remembered, most especially by those who knew and loved her. But she didn’t just want to be remembered, she wanted to be remembered easily. And the cock and balls grave monument we see above is certainly easy to see! So her family decided to honor their amazing matriarch with this most unusual graveside monument. It’s not clear how well received it will be in the years to come by others!
But one thing is for sure. This larger than life grandmother will be re-member’ed with her larger than life, pink phallus!
