BUSTED: TWO IDIOTS’ AIR CANNON DRUGS INTO PRISON DELIVER SERVICE DOESN’T FLY
These days, pretty much everything, everywhere is part of a market. And anyone who’s ever watched any media that involved prison life even slightly knows that prisons are hotbeds of contraband and incredibly varied relationships supplying demand. But contraband in a prison could mean anything from a fancy toothbrush someone smuggles in to cigarettes and, of course, drugs. And there are always people looking for a way to help get those goods (or bads, as it were) into any and every prison market. But I never thought I’d hear anything like two idiots busted using a cannon to do just that.
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AIR CANNON WAS A POWERFUL, COMMERCIAL DEVICE, ACCORDING TO LOCAL SHERIFF
The prison (or market) with attempted cannon delivered contraband was Grant Parish Detention Center, in Colfax, Louisiana. Police busted the two idiots just outside the prison (aka: market opportunity) before they were able to use the cannon to launch drugs and other contraband over the wall. And according to local officials, their cannon wasn’t some homemade amateur device. Steven McCain, the Grant Parish Sheriff, said, “This was not something that was homemade. It was bought, and it was professionally manufactured, and it’s very powerful.” So it sounds like the two idiots were at least decent at the math involving how to get X mass up, over, and a certain distance.
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AIR CANNON CONTRABAND MARKET DISTRIBUTION SERVICE DOESN’T GET OFF THE GROUND
And we’re talking some serious mass, indeed. The contraband was made up of about $112,000 worth of tobacco as well as $89,500 of crystal meth. And you’ve got to assume that someone or someones inside the prison were expecting their special air delivery. So far, we don’t know who that may be, from prison guards or other staff, to prisoners with certain outside access. But regardless, the Air Cannon Contraband Market Distribution business is out of business before it even met its operational costs. Now, the two idiots Herrera Munoz and Angel Gonzales Gutierrez face some serious charges.
Maybe they’ll organize a better plan for delivery from the inside? Because I doubt they’ll get jobs shooting t-shirts at NBA games into the stands anytime soon.
