California Emergency Broadcast Warns of Alien Invasion, Armageddon

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California Emergency Broadcast Warns of Alien Invasion, Armageddon

ORANGE COUNTY VIEWERS WAKING UP TO MORNING TV EMERGENCY BROADCAST: OF ALIEN INVASION!!!

So if you live in California you may have experienced the somewhat disturbing event recently called Armchair Armageddon.  That is, if you were sitting in your armchair Thursday morning sipping your coffee (or tea, to be stimulant inclusive here) and were subjected to the out of the blue emergency messages about alien invasions and Armageddon.  That is indeed what happened for many TV viewers in and around Orange County for subscribers of both Cox and Spectrum.

MICRO-NOSTALGIA OF HG WELLS? OR SIMPLE CALIFORNIA QUACKERY?

No word yet if HG Wells’ estate has any comment, or if a new fan group is claiming responsibility.  But this is a throwback to yesteryear, if at a smaller scale and with a much smaller, ahem, response in these times.  I’m sure we’d all like to assume we are much more discriminating these days than back in 1938 with Wells’ shenanigans, but I expect if the broadcast had changed aliens to illegal immigrants that our discrimination might be a bit more apparent than we already prefer.

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VIDEO WARNS OF INFILTRATED MILITARY, AREA 51, JEFF GOLDBLUM’S EGO

One video of the broadcast uploaded to YouTube includes a terrified, breathless voice saying: “The space program made contact with… They are not what they claim to be. They have infiltrated a lot of, uh, a lot of aspects of military establishment, particularly Area 51. The disasters that are coming—the military—I’m sorry the government knows about them…”

Reporters found that the audio comes from a call that Art Bell, the host of the conspiracy theory-themed radio show Coast to Coast AM, received in 1997 from a man claiming to be a former Area 51 employee.

TAPES ARE A MENAGERIE OF SILLINESS, JOHNNY CARSON ROLLS OVER IN GRAVE, BORED

Other videos of the emergency broadcast feature a different voice warning that “extremely violent times will come.” Redditor smittenkitten77 discovered the audio came from the Christian radio program Insight for Living with Chuck Swindoll.

“It almost sounded like Hitler talking,” one Cox customer told the Register. “It sounded like a radio broadcast coming through the television.”

NO WORD IF BROADCAST HACKED, OR GUERILLA MARKETING GONE WRONG

It’s still unclear whether the messages were broadcast intentionally or by accident, but broadcast signal intrusions by pranksters aren’t unheard of, even in the digital era. Most famously, still-unidentified hackers hijacked TV signals in the Chicago area in 1987, broadcasting footage of a person wearing a Max Headroom mask and a man’s bare buttocks being spanked with a flyswatter. More recently, a suspect was arrested in 2013 after allegedly overlaying broadcasts in several states with emergency alerts about dead bodies “rising from their graves.”

Cox spokesperson Todd Smith in an interview said that the company does not know how many customers were affected and is still trying to determine where the originating signal came from. Cox believes its system got the message after a radio station or multiple stations were conducting their monthly emergency test, which cable networks piggyback on. Usually, radio stations transmit an end “tone” to complete their alerts. However, this time, it seems no such tone was transmitted.

Spectrum has not yet responded for a request for comment but spokesperson Dennis Johnson told the Register, “We have confirmed that we were fed an incorrect audio file.”

Many viewers reported being alarmed and confused by yesterday’s broadcast—though we assume some were relieved at the possibility that the end times were imminent.

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