Man Gets 3 Day Hard-On Using Bull Viagra for Breeding

Man Gets 3 Day Hard-On Using Bull Viagra for Breeding

MAN TAKES BULL VIAGRA FOR BREEDING, MAN GETS 3-DAY HARD-ON, NEEDS HOSPITAL

So what’s it take to get a rise out of you?  And no, that’s not a tongue in cheek query about a hard-on.  But for every guy out there, we all remember a certain age when the answer was just a stiff breeze.  Fortunately for me, those days are long (and I do mean long) behind.  Adolescence was just too much.  But for many men, this can be a challenge as they age.  Hence, Viagra.  But sometimes this translates badly.  Don’t try bull Viagra.  Ever.  Like, we are totally stupid about making sure we can get it up to get it on.  So this certainly seems to be the case for one guy.  He bought a bull breeding stimulant in Veracruz, Mexico.  But then he took it.  And it took him.  Big time.  Like, it gave him a hard-on for 3 days!

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A GUARANTEED HARD-ON COULD JUST GUARANTEE A TRIP TO THE HOSPITAL

So what was he thinking taking bull Viagra?  Well, he was thinking he was gonna have some seriously fun sex with a 30-year-old woman.  So far, we don’t know if that even happened.  Well, or how many times, either if it did.  So this eager for beaver bull Viagra taking fellow ended up rushing to the hospital to get help with his hard-on.  Doctors performed surgery on him at Specialist Hospital 270, in Reynosa near the US-Mexico border.  Sounds like a total downer to me.  Well, a necessary one.

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JUST EATING BULL TESTICLE SOUP WILL MAKE THE OLDEST MAN A CARD CARRYING HARD-ON MEMBER

Because let me tell you a story from my younger days.  I dated a girl who went to a Chinese restaurant where the menu wasn’t in English.  But there were pictures.  She was there with a girlfriend, and they ordered a soup with meatballs.  The staff seemed…. Amused.  But pride tooketh over and my former flame and friend ate and finished the soup.  But while it wasn’t bull Viagra, it was bull testicle soup!  It’s got so much testosterone it could give a eunuch a hard-on!  Fortunately for me, she headed my way with a lot of aggressive exuberance.  No downers there, all around.  But if you ever feel tempted to take bull Viagra, don’t.  Like, ever.

Because so far, we still don’t know if this man will ever wear pants again.  And that’s no bull.

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