BELTWAY GOSSIP SAYS CHRIS BRUMMER WANTS TO BE AMBASSADOR BRATWURST, VIA TRUMP 2020
So it’s hard to keep up with Chris Brummer, who you may know as Dr. Bratwurst thanks to his ritzy degree in “German Opera.” The Georgetown law professor and former FINRA prosecution mill stooge keeps busy over the FINRA toilet, suppressing free speech and plotting against the Trump administration. But recent gossip is taking the Beltway by surprise – Brummer wants to the President Trump’s nominee to a new government agency (contemplated by Brummer) – The BrummerCoin.
Chris Brummer is controversial to say the least. The man’s fusty reputation is better situated next to a Japanese toilet, the open air type that could easily knock out Harvey Weinstein or Brummer’s lawyer Edmund Polubinski III with white shoe law firm Davis Polk. In court filings, Brummer admitted he had lied to the FBI, fabricated a case that sent a black man Talman Harris to prison.
Chris Brummer has positioned himself as some kind of authority of late on cryptocurrency, the digital fanfare that burns through the life savings of grandmas like hellfire. It’s still unclear how this could be true. But he has assumed some kind of mantle, offering his “expertise” on Facebook’s nebulous cryptocurrency, Libra. But recounting all the questions of what Brummer’s expertise really covers is practically a dissertation unto itself. Yet now, gossip is connecting two very unexpected dots. Chris Brummer talking about Libra and a Donald Trump ambassador appointment. Yes, you read that correctly. Gossip has it that Chris Brummer is angling to help position the Trump 2020 Campaign. The return is what all connected and subservient Trump friends get: a hookup.
BRUMMER WANTS TO GET IN WITH TRUMP WHILE THE GETTING IS GOOD
So maybe a hookup isn’t a fair term to use, really. After all, the best hookup facilitator committed suicide in NYC; Trump’s friend Jeffrey Epstein. But reward is what everyone is after in Washington politics. But Washington politics means business.
And that has only become more true with the Trump Administration (and the Trump family, if there is a distinction). But people like Chris Brummer seem to have a special sense in navigating these exclusive, polluted waters. So yes, wants to be ambassador Brummer is by no means alone in this franchise club of intellectual prostitution. But he does stand out as an opportunist who could even survive a meteor strike. How else could Brummer supposedly help the Trump 2020 campaign’s narrative? If the gossip is correct, he clearly has something to offer. Or, at least, he’s convinced the Trump 2020 campaign he does.
BUT IF BRUMMER BECOMES AMBASSADOR BRATWURST, STILL NO IMMUNITY AT HOME
But being an ambassador, representing the United States, is a rarified feather in the cap indeed. And Chris Brummer, the aforementioned Dr. Bratwurst, believes his cap needs more decoration. But I don’t blame him, really. Who doesn’t want to cash in while Trump is handing out candy for Party favors? But if this all plays out the way that the grapevine says, there is still one large question for Brummer.
Can any of his ventures save his reputation from the still-burgeoning scandal that is FINRA? But that’s the question, really. Just like Trump, Brummer depends on his scandals remaining hidden. But FINRA is now trying to cover its own ass now. Will they continue to help cover Ambassador Bratwurst’s? Only time will tell.