BRITISH NUDISTS GATHER FOR NAKED ROLLER COASTER WORLD RECORD TITLE
So this is a bit different. I’m torn about nudists. Sometimes I think it’s an interesting lifestyle pursuit. But other times I just don’t want to look. Sure, I know beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all. But I actually like this idea. Maybe because it’s so out of left field. Note: I do NOT believe in naked baseball. But naked people on a roller coaster? Sign me up! Well, not me. But I’d like to see it happen. And that’s exactly what one British nudist group is doing. They want to own the Guinness World Record by having more than 100 naked people on a roller coaster ride.
BRITISH NATURISM PUT OUT THE CALL FOR LOTS AND LOTS OF NAKED ROLLER COASTER RIDERS
The group is British Naturism and were hoping they could get more than 102 people to show up and do the roller coaster in the nude. But 195 people showed up good to go! Those Brits sure are cheeky. But guess who had the record with 102 people? Other cheeky Brits from English from who took a ride on the Green Scream roller-coaster at Adventure Island in Southend-on-Sea, Essex. But those pared and bared Limeys just might be a bit bum-med right now as it seems the other cheek has turned. The 195 Brits who appeared at Blackpool’s Pleasure Beach and rode their roller coaster the Grand National let it all hang out in that lovely cold English weather.
AFTER FREEZING THEIR BITS, BRITISH NUDIST GROUP GO SKINNY DIPPING AND WATER SLIDING
So the old record from 2010 seems to be gone. The new 195 likely record holders showed up with bathrobes, slides or tennis shoes and a towel to sit on. Well, they also each brought a bag to store their clothes. But I’m not sure I could have done this. The Grand National is notorious for being a seriously bumpy ride. My tender bits don’t like the cold, especially with just a towel to protect from multiple “impacts.” But after the crazy nake ride, these folks went and did a skinny dipping session at the Sandcastle Waterpark! That means three hours on water slides, in the cold. So count me out! Guinness will soon confirm if these brave, tenderloined Brits hold the new record.