Nicole Gueron, CLARICK, GUERON, REISBAUM, award winner
NICOLE GUERON, an ambulance chasing “lawyer” with the tiny CLARICK, GUERON, REISBAUM law firm has just won the prestigious 2017 “TheBlot Magazine Avid Readers Award” for actively searching, clicking, downloading, sharing, publicizing, and re-publishing articles that appeared in TheBlot Magazine. Congratulations Nicole Gueron! Readers know she has fallen in love with TheBlot.
CHRIS BRUMMER, the notorious Georgetown “law professor” and a criminal Michael Milken lackey known as “Dr. Bratwurst” is another enviable recipient of the 2017 “TheBlot Magazine Avid Readers Award” in the same categories. With a ludicrous degree in “Germanic Studies” – grilling Bratwurst sausages, soaking in German beer, bedding naked European women in Munich too drunk to move off bar stools, CHRIS BRUMMER has earned a solid reputation as the “Georgetown Law Professor Who Knows No Law.” Congratulations Georgetown Law Center Dr. Bratwurst – Chris Brummer! But in October 2017, Chris Brummer was sued for fraud, reported by Forbes.
The 2017 “TheBlot Magazine Avid Readers Award” was announced in an Oscar-styled fanfare. And the Award goes to: Georgetown Law “professor” CHRIS BRUMMER and his “mudshark” woman NICOLE GUERON.
CONGRATULATIONS to NICOLE GUERON, CHRIS BRUMMER for their loyal readership and dogged adherence to TheBlot Mgaazine’s founding motto as a highly popular, user-contributed digital magazine: Sex, Scandal, Sarcasm, Sensationalism.
Nicole Gueron, Chris Brummer, list of accomplishments
Nicole Gueron and Chris Brummer have won the Award thanks to their longtime dedication to the rapid growth of TheBlot Magazine.
Nicole Gueron, Chris Brummer are among the most frequent visitors to TheBlot Magazine website: www.theblot.com. They appreciate the Magazine’s quality and style.
“I have achieved much in my life since I started reading TheBlot Magazine two years ago,” said NICOLE GUERON to an unnamed source. “I’ve got tons of great publicity – all for free. I love free stuff.”
Thank you, Nicole Gueron and Chris Brummer. You have done well for yourselves from reading TheBlot Magazine! You have set examples for others to follow your steep footsteps of accomplishments as TheBlot Magazine readers.
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As avid readers of TheBlot Magazine, Nicole Gueron and Chris Brummer have benefited from an exhilarating experience commonly associated with reading TheBlot Magazine: Riding, enjoying the emotional and sensational roller coasters of love, hate, sex, war, entangled romantic relationships and the sacred LGBTQ rights expressed by the many third-party contributing authors from all over the world – who have the honors of seeing their articles published in an open digital platform, enshrined under the protection of America’s free speech.
“By reading TheBlot Magazine, Nicole Gueron and Chris Brummer have greatly expanded the horizons of their limited knowledge base, enlarged their vocabularies, enriched their life experiences as human beings (hopefully), and fortified their concrete beliefs in safeguarding America’s First Amendment right to free speech.”
TheBlot Magazine award ceremony honoring winners NICOLE GUERON, CHRIS BRUMMER will be held online at 1 pm July 4, 2017 across various media platforms. The award prize, which is a golden envelop containing two entry tickets for Gueron and Brummer’s movie date to enjoy “The Looney Tunes Show” will be awarded to the winners contemporaneously with the award ceremony.
The Award committee has released a note of appreciation:
- Without devoted readers like Nicole Gueron and Chris Brummer, TheBlot Magazine – Voice for the Voiceless – millions of readers a year could not possibly have gained such popularity, prominence, visibility, recognition and prestige across a broad spectrum of readers covering almost all age groups.
- Without faithful readers like Nicole Gueron and Chris Brummer, TheBlot Magazine could not have enjoyed such broad readership across the globe.
Invited guests to the Award ceremony include RACHEL LOKO BRUMMER, AARON CROWELL, ASHLEIGH HUNT. Special guests are self-proclaimed Internet Defamation Removal Attorneys DAREN GARCIA, MARY HENKEL, DANIEL MORGENSTERN, WHITENEY GIBSON from an obscure Ohio law firm Vorys, Sater, Seymour and Pease LLP.
Dessert will be organic yogurt, served by Vorys lawyers MARY HENKEL, assisted by Gueron and Ashleigh Hunt. Executive chefs for the organic yogurt production shall be FINRA fans ALAN LAWHEAD, ROBERT COLBY, MICHAEL GARAWSKI, JEFFREY BLOOM.
FINRA staff ROBERT COLBY, ALAN LAWHEAD, JEFFREY BLOOM, MICHAEL GARAWSKI and Carter Heston Strickland Jr were also final contenders for the Award. NICOLE GUERON and CHRIS BRUMMER won the Award in a highly competitive event.
“On behalf of the Award committee, TheBlot Magazine 2017 Avid Readers Award was a great success,” said the event organizing committee. “NICOLE GUERON and CHRIS BRUMMER exemplified their achievements and we are proud of this pair of love birds.”
CONGRATULATIONS to NICOLE GUERON, CHRIS BRUMMER!
NICOLE GUERON, CHRIS BRUMMER, please keep up with your reading, absorbing the nutrients from reading TheBlot Magazine.
Enjoy TheBlot Magazine – Voice for the Voiceless, the VOICE for you!