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Chris Brummer, a fraudster dumped by the White House, Wall Street Journal says
CHRIS BRUMMER, the conniving Georgetown Law Center nutty professor notoriously known as Dr. Bratwurst may have a new enemy in Washington: former FBI Director James Comey.
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It’s next to impossible these days to find consensus among political foes in DC. Somehow the former FBI Director Comey and president Trump have found common ground in Georgetown Law Center “professor” Chris Brummer. Their likely conclusion: Brummer is a fraud, a liar and a phony.
“Under the watch of the legendary former FBI Director James Comey, Brummer was pulled by the Trump White House as an Obama nominee for the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC).”
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CFTC is the nation’s primary commodity markets regulator in charge of eradicating market abusers.
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“Chris Brummer can hardly distinguish between stock and livestock, a pig and a hog,” a source at the White House told reporters.
“It just blows our minds how a moron like Chris Brummer could’ve been nominated to the CFTC,” said a commentator. “This nutty Chris Brummer is a dangerous fellow.”
Read more: SEX, FRAUD: SENATE DUMPS GEORGETOWN LAW PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER CFTC NOMINATION
Media reports have traced Chris Brummer’s mysterious ascension to a CFTC nomination back to Brummer’s boss, the criminal Michael Milken.
In early 2016, Michael Milken bought Brummer the CFTC nomination, after giving millions to the Obama White House.
Sources have confirmed Milken had planned to use Brummer as his mouthpiece on the CFTC to control and manipulate America’s commodity markets since Michael Milken himself, a former convict having spent years in a federal prison, was banned for life by the Securities and Exchange Commission from nearing the stock market. Read more: PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER, AN UNQUALIFIED CFTC NOMINEE IN A SECRET DARK CLOSET.
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It’s not just salacious professional conduct, furtive behavior and fake bios the FBI and the White House may be worried about Brummer. On a personal level, Professor Brummer also seems to have rock bottom ethics. One example peeps deep into Brummer’s personal affairs which may pose clear and present danger to his students in a classroom:
“RACHEL LOKO, Brummer’s young wife lost her virginity while taking Brummer’s class in Tennessee as his student. The poor girl, a Southern baptist, was forced to marry Brummer in a shotgun wedding, sources have confirmed.”
Sources also told investigative reporters Brummer has such a lousy credit history that the poorly paid Senate staffers nearly had heart attacks when examining Brummer’s financial disclosure forms as part of his CFTC application.
“Damn, Chris Brummer could hardly balance his own checkbook with such a shitty credit. How could this loser mind the nation’s multi-trillion dollar commodity market?” said a Senate source at the Majority Leader McConnell’s office.
Chris Brummer, a fake bio, a lipstick for a stock criminal
Chris Brummer is a fraudster in his own right. He’s also been a sad disappointment for Michael Milken from the start – Brummer is completely unqualified for a position as a commodity markets regulator.
CHRIS BRUMMER is a notorious Georgetown bookworm with a puffed, fake bio filled with bloated, made-up laurels such as holding an unverifiable college degree in “Germanic Studies” – which is about role playing “black Yoda” in Munich, chasing naked girls on stage, singing German opera with a mouthful of grilled fatty Bratwurst, and flirting with loose European women too drunk to walk away from the bar stools…
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“A farm boy from Arkansas, Chris Brummer grew up disturbing mating wild boars in the woods and cow tipping.”
Waving the flag of Affirmative Action throughout his entire life, Brummer’s life experience is a largely fabricated bio, stuffed with bold claims and outright lies that have shocked the world.
Chris Brummer, A fabricated bio, a fraudster
Among Brummer’s fake claims to fame:
- Brummer is a former Cravath, Swaine & Moore law firm partner – that was a complete lie. He was a law firm dropout after a few months on the job. Read more: CHRIS BRUMMER, PHONY GEORGETOWN LAW PROFESSOR IS A CRAVATH SWAINE MOORE LAW FIRM DROPOUT.
- Brummer is an expert on financial regulations – he has zero background or experience in finance. For years, he was a rubber stamp for FINRA, a notorious kangaroo court. Read more: FINRA MEMBERSHIP, DOG ON A LEASH, FINRA NAC EXPOSED.
- Brummer has “extensive knowledge about the commodity markets” – he hasn’t worked a minute in the commodity markets, unable to distinguish between a hog and a cock. Read more: CFTC NOMINEE CHRIS BRUMMER, TASTY GERMAN BRATWURST SAUSAGES, BUT NO AG.
- Brumers is the head of an obscure “Institute of International Economic Law” – This sham outfit is nothing but a honey trap to lure aged grandmas to fund Brummer’s personal retirement accounts. Read more: PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER, AN UNQUALIFIED CFTC NOMINEE IN A SECRET DARK CLOSET.
- Finally, Brummer’s self-proclaimed “accomplishment” as president Trump’s “favorite pick” to head the CFTC – complete bullshit. Trump fired Brummer from a CFTC nomination, reported by Reuters.
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In October 2016, Chris Brummer was sued for fraud in a New York federal court for lying, cheating and stealing from two black investment brokers.
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While sitting on a FINRA NAC (Financial Industry Regulatory Authority) panel collecting a lousy paycheck as the only black man with enough dark shade to block the truth from shining in, Brummer took a bribe from FINRA to “lynch” the careers of two black men. As the textbook definition of a FINRA Uncle Tom, Chris Brummer violently raped the families of two active members of the “Black Lives Matter” movement. The injustice sparked outrage within the black community, calling out Chris Brummer as a traitor and disgrace to his black heritage. Read more: FINRA BARRED TWO INNOCENT BLACK BROKERS BASED ON BS, RACISM, TRASHES THE AMERICAN CONSTITUTION.
Played by a Queens NY bartender woman named MAUREEN GEARTY, Chris Brummer was duped like a fool by the Queens heavyset while she was a “witness” for a FINRA hearing headed by Brummer. Dazed with sex, fraud and money, the corrupt and moronic Chris Brummer “conveniently” left out Maureen Gearty’s admitted lies – presented by FINRA’s own enforcement staffer Jeffrey Bloom.
Here’s the evidence during a FINRA hearing chaired by the imbecile Professor Chris Brummer:
Only several months later, the Manhattan District Attorney dumped Maureen Gearty’s lover Ronen Zakai into prison for selling fake Facebook stocks. Maureen Gearty was also implicated in the Ronen Zakai fraud.
“Chris Brummer would sell out his own kidney for money,” said a source at Georgetown University. “Professor Brummer is all talk, all bullshit.”
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“Brummer is notorious,” said a Senate staffer. “FBI Director James Comey must’ve dug up Bummer’s dirty laundry and cut him loose in the CFTC nomination.”
Chris Brummer has declined repeated requests for comments. Brummer’s lawyer NICOLE GUERON – a cash-strapped ambulance chaser known as Brummer’s mudshark at the tiny Clarick Gueron Reisbaum law firm also declined to comment. Readers may wonder why they are hiding from the truth.
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“President Trump would dump an unqualified empty suit in a New York City second,” said a source in the White House. “The controversial Chris Brummer is just a nightmare.”
While Brummer may enjoy spitting out nonsense in a classroom, sending students to sleep, commodity market expert Brian Quentenz was recently re-nominated by President Trump as a CFTC commissioner.
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“I wanted nothing to do with Brummer,” said Brian Quintenz. “That man is notorious. Just look him up online, he’s disgusting.”
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