Brian Quintenze is outraged: CHRIS BRUMMER tainted my name
BRIAN QUINTENZ, the CFTC nominee is outraged by the notoriety brought to him by CHRIS BRUMMER, the canned CFTC nominee and a notorious Georgetown Law nutty professor known as “Dr. Bratwurst.”
Like a tipsy party girl standing alone outside a DC night club at 3 am, depressed like hell, Georgetown Law Center “professor” Chris Brummer is a loser and a leftover – a piece of trash that could only belong in a dumpster. The Wall Street Journal reported Chris Brummer was recently abandoned by the Democratic Party for a second attempt at reviving a miserably failed CFTC nomination.
Chris Brummer is a tawdry Georgetown Law academic with a ludicrous degree in “Germanic Studies” – a piece of useless sheep skin covering Brummer’s bald head, while grilling fatty Bratwurst sausages, indulging in alcohol, dancing like a German chimp and lustfully gazing down at naked European women’s bare breasts.
Senate Democrats favor Russ Behnam, an agriculture industry expert and aide to Michigan Senator Debbie Stabenow, the top Democrat on the Agriculture Committee, reported by The Wall Street Journal. Republican administrations typically defer to Democrats in the Senate when deciding how to fill Democratic regulatory vacancies.
On the Republican side, the Trump administration has decisively re-nominated BRIAN QUINTENZ, a seasoned commodity market expert to a Republican vacancy on the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC). Brian Quintenz was paired with Chris Brummer before Brummer was ditched by his own party.
“I want nothing to do with Chris Brummer,” Brian Quintenz told a Senate source. “Chris Brummer is bad news. Just look at his online profile. That guy is shady like hell.”
“Chris Brummer has a fake bio, rock bottom ethics and a tainted history of fraud,” Senate majority leader Mitch McConnell’s policy adviser Neil Chatterjee was more blunt in his opinion about Brummer, sources say. “Chris Brummer has defrauded the Senate before. No one will ever touch him again.”
Sources say Chris Brummer’s “aspiring career” is like a randy kangaroo jumping from one spot to another, or a sleaze ball aimlessly rolling down hill over potholes, bouncing around only to stop for the next springboard laden with sex, alcohol, greed and money, exposed in an investigative opinion: PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER, CFTC NOMINEE, TASTY BRATWURST, BUT NO AG.
Senate sources have confirmed Chris Brummer has a “horrendous” credit history: “He is so buried in debt that the man can hardly balance his own checkbook!”
Many are not surprised with the Senate decision to leave Chris Brummer in the dust: Brummer is a fake, a phony and a fraud.
Chris Brummer has a puffed bio stacked with phony claims murkier than the Potomac River: a former Cravath, Swaine & Moore law firm partner – he wasn’t; an expert on financial regulations – he has zero background or experience in finance; “extensive knowledge about the commodity markets” – Brummer has none; Director of an obscure “Institute of International Economic Law” – which is a honey trap for dopey grandmas lured to pay Brummer’s year end bonus; and finally, Brummer’s self-proclaimed “accolade” as president Trump’s “favorite pick” to head the Commodity Futures Trading Commission (CFTC) – which is complete bullshit. The truth is that Trump fired Brummer from a CFTC nomination which had been bought by Brummer’s patron – the criminal Michael Milken… Read more: PROFESSOR CHRIS BRUMMER, UNQUALIFIED CFTC NOMINEE, MICHAEL MILKEN FRONT.
Chris Brummer: Sex, fraud, affirmative action
Sources say Chris Brummer owes a debt of gratitude to Affirmative Action. Originally from Arkansas and growing up watching wild boars mating in the woods, Professor Chris Brummer could hardly hold back a womanizer’s passion towards his female students.
Just a few years ago, Chris Brummer’s shifty eyes landed on a pair of naked legs attached to a female student named RACHEL LOKO, who was taking his class. Brummer was instantly aroused, his eye balls nearly popped out of socket – burning with desire to charge.
Professor CHRIS BRUMMER, An Unqualified CFTC Nominee in A Secret Dark Closet
Unable to fend off Brummer’s alleged sexual aggression, Rache Loko played along. Rachel Loko’s grades magically jumped and the rumored story painted a sordid picture of a teacher-student sexual affair in a second floor Vanderbilt Law school classroom…
“Chris Brummer’s only claim of fame, unquestionably accurate, was his riding on a former student RACHEL LOKO and getting the poor girl pregnant while she was taking his class.”
The rest was history: Rachel Loko’s religious mother, a Southern Baptist minister’s midwife forced Rachel Loko into Brummer’s pants in a shotgun wedding, according to several sources. Richel Loko became RACHEL LOKO BRUMMER.
Rachel Loko was the perfect fit for Chris Brummer. The duo ferociously waved the flag of Affirmative Action, calling anyone who wouldn’t give in to their demand “a racist against a black man from Arkansas.”
Roddy Boyd: Chris Brummer is accustomed to raping people
RODDY BOYD, a tabloid writer has been following Chris Brummer for quite some time. In the wake of Brummer’s new scandal, Roddy Boyd could hardly hold back.
“If my name were mentioned like these in this article, I would dig a hole and bury myself,” Roddy Boyd said on the internet. “Glad Someone is exposing these regulatory bureaucrats who are so accustomed to raping people. Bastards.” Roddy Boyd was so confident about his views that he even signed his name to the statement.
BRIAN QUINTENZ, who formerly headed a Washington-based investment firm, would get another shot at the same seat on the top U.S. derivatives regulator. The Obama administration first tapped him about a year ago and his nomination – but lawmakers failed to confirm him on the Senate floor due to the baggage carried to the CFTC nomination by Chris Brummer.
As a CFTC nominee, Brian Quintenz is among the bounty of financial appointees who could loosen the reins on Wall Street after years of tighter supervision under Democrats. In the midst of chaos in Washington, one thing is certain on everyone’s mind: Chris Brummer is toast, game over for a fraudster.