FORMER COP, CURRENT MAYOR OF BOWLING GREEN, KENTUCKY FINDS WOMAN LIVING IN HIS CELLAR
There’s so much crazy news out there these days. And now, we’ve go a kooky one involving the Kentucky mayor of Bowling Green, Bruce Wilkerson. First off, Wilkerson looks like an aging gay porn star. I mean, really. But anyway, the Bowling Green mayor was at a property he’s been renovating and thought something was a little strange. He heard some weird noises and the air had the distinct odor of cigarette smoke. So, of course, he looked around. It didn’t take him too long to discover what was going on. He found a woman hiding in a crawlspace. And now we have to wonder, was she living in his cellar, too?
MAN WITH THE PORN-STACHE WAS DOING RENOVATIONS, BUT SOMEONE WAS UNDERFOOT
So the current mayor and former Bowling Green cop had more than casual cause to go looking besides the noises and smell of cigarette smoke. First, he found some blood on the door to the cellar and then a bag filled with women’s clothes. So he looked around but didn’t find anything to explain the weirdness. But after he went back upstairs to continue working on the property, the weirdness continued. Sections of the hose suddenly lost power! So he went to investigate. That’s when the Bowling Green mayor went back into the cellar and found a brunette woman in her 20s hiding in a crawlspace.
20-SOMETHING WOMAN MADE GOOD ON HER ESCAPE AS SOON AS MAYOR FOUND HER
Weird! And a little disturbing. She simply told him that she was there, “hiding from someone” and then ran out the cellar door into the street in Bowling Green. Wilkerson seemed pretty unfazed, though he did of course call the police to see if a woman was missing. He has no idea how long she had been living down there. But nothing at the property was missing. So he doesn’t want her to be arrested. Translation: the aging gay porn star looking Bowling Green Mayor won’t be pressing any charges if they find her.
But Wilkerson has a good sense of humor about the affair, saying of Bowling Green police that “no matter how they write the report, it’s going to say the mayor locked a woman in his house.”