NEW YORK CITY CHIPOTLE FINALLY CLOSES AFTER MARAUDING, BITING RATS FINALLY WIN
Well, this is crap news. I actually like the Chipotle chain. Well, even though I haven’t been to one in at least 5 years. It’s a good eat, or at least it was. With the pandemic, I haven’t eaten anywhere at all since February. So when I see people on TV eating out, it practically gives me gas. I mean, it makes me jealous. But Chipotle was fun to go to. You literally decide just how much you want to eat, right there and then. If you have commitment, you always chow it down. But a New York City Chipotle is currently on hiatus. Not because of the pandemic. But because of rats. Attacking, biting rats.
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IMAGINE TRYING TO WORK IN A PANDEMIC AND FIGHT BITING RATS EVERY DAY
Seriously. Rats. Plague icons during a freaking pandemic. The Chipotle in Washington Heights had some serious rat issues. But the Chipotle staff didn’t just give up right off the rat bat. At first, the little bastards went after produce, even avocados. So they put everything in the fridge. Ok, no more easy food for the vermin. But then, a Chipotle employee here and there would suffer a bite from the little bastards. But management and all the staff continued right on, despite the ratatatat challenges. Bu then these dogged, infesting and biting rats changed the game. They then chewed thru the cash register wires. You know, no signal, no power, no nothing. No business.
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BITING RATS FINALLY WIN, BECAUSE CHIPOTLE THINKS DAMAGE TO CASH REGISTERS WORSE THAN TO STAFF
So at last management closed the local Washington Heights Chipotle in defeat from an unrelenting, marauding horde of New York City rats. But I have to say, I’m not sure how mixed my feelings would be if I worked there. On the one hand, you decide to keep working, even though you may have had these rats even bite you. So in the weeks after, you and your fellow coworkers get some revenge, killing these biting rats by the dozen. But they keep on coming! And it’s only when they kill your Chipotle cash registers that you finally give up? Well, not you. After all your sacrifice, who cares about you? Not Chipotle. They seem to only care about the cash registers.
You know. Our staff can go thru hell and suffer bites from vermin. No problem. Wait, what? Our hardware? Oh, no! That might impact our insurance premium! Close immediately!