BILLS FANS TOSS DILDO ON THE GRIDIRON
What’s going on with the Buffalo Bills fans this year? Their team is 2nd in the AFC East, trailing only the widely reviled New England Patriots. Bills fans should be relatively happy this season so far. But there’s just something about the Pats that brings out the weird in Bills fans. Well, Bills fans bring dildos to games against the Pats, anyway. A dildo was thrown onto the field this past weekend when the Bills hosted the Pats. Why throw dildos, anyway? Ask Bills fans.
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The Bills ended up losing this most recent matchup with the hated Pats, 23-3. That is what you call a lopsided win. And by lopsided win, we mean a lopsided loss with a dildo thrown on the field. What is it about the Pats that makes Bills fans throw dildos on the field during their matchups? Just over a year ago the Bills faced the Pats and someone tossed a dildo onto the field. Now, it’s happened again!
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DOWN MARKER USED TO FLIP DILDO OUT OF SIGHT
In one clip a fan can be heard saying, “Nobody’s seen it yet” as they watched players run by the rubber member. It wasn’t too long, ahem, before the sideline crew got the dildo out of sight using the down marker. Someone tossed the rubber member onto the field in the third quarter. The referees noticed which explains how it disappeared quietly and quickly.
WHY DO BILLS FANS THROW DILDOS?
The first time a rubber member got tossed to the field last season, Tom Brady even commented on the football phallus. “I thought it was funny the ref didn’t want to pick it up. He was kicking it. Nobody wanted to reach down and grab it. That was very unusual. That was a first. Only in Buffalo.” Only in Buffalo, indeed. Maybe next year the third time will be the charm?