New Covid Symptom Alert: Big Balls, Less Fertility in Men

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New Covid Symptom Alert: Big Balls, Less Fertility

ACHING, BIG BALLS THE LATEST COVID SYMPTOM, ALSO MAY KILL FERTILITY

So here’s even more news to lose sleep over.  Covid, Coronavirus, whatever the hell you call it, has caused all sorts of scary symptoms all over the world.  Neurological damage, organ failure, exhaustion, loss of smell, chills, etc. etc. etc.  And now?  Well, we’ve got another one that’s no help to hear at all.  Swollen balls.  That’s right, Covid is now causing big balls on some men.  And even worse, they ache.  So maybe some of those red state meat eaters just might want to consider wearing a mask?  Nay, I don’t think so either.  But perhaps if this becomes a big thing, it will change some population demographics.  Because the flip side of this coin is reduced fertility, too.

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AC/DC HAD NO IDEA THEIR SONG WOULD EVER RELATE TO PANDEMIC, ACHING BIG BALLS

So as if you didn’t have enough to worry about, there’s this, too.  This news comes from the American Journal of Emergency Medicine.  Five doctors authored the piece, describing their treatment of a patient in San Antonio, Texas.  It’s enough to give you chills.  And yes, I mean that.  This patient got a positive test for Covid and then suffered horribly aching testicles.  And yes, they were big balls.  But hearing the AC/DC song won’t give this, or any other, man comfort.  He also had the common Covid fever, serious fatigue and a bad cough.  And let’s just say, big balls that ache and a cough are not a good combination.  Bounce, bounce.

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WILL ACHING BIG BALLS BECOME A MAJOR PROBLEM, KILLING MALE FERTILITY EVERYWHERE?

The man with the aching big balls suffered for 3 days before he finally went to get medical assistance.  But after a night at the hospital and some prescriptions, his big balls ache improved a bit and he went home.  But this raises the question of yet another long-term issue (or lack thereof) that Covid may cause.  We may just find that male fertility goes down in big numbers.  Because Covid.  So wear your mask, make sure your briefs aren’t too tight, and don’t sit close to anyone at a ball game.  Any kind of ball game.

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