SPERM FACIAL THE BEST WAY TO KEEP A YOUTHFUL FACE, PREVENT WRINKLES
Who knew? Well, this has been a joke of sorts for years. But we’ve all heard about it being true. And, well, the proof seems to be in the pudding. So according to Chelsee Lewis, the celebrity facialist, one secret to keeping your youthful glow, free of wrinkles is, well, sperm. But women have gone to all sorts of lengths (ahem) to keep their faces looking young. Some claim that hemorrhoid cream is the way to go. Others say nightingale poo is a key ingredient to a great facial. But now we have more of an official word that the best facial is just that, a sperm facial.
ICE-COLD WATER IS ALSO KEY EVERY TIME BEFORE MAKEUP
So sure, this is great news to greedy men who are sure to, um, point this out whenever they can. But obviously, that’s not all women should do to take care of their facial skin. Chelsee makes it very clear that one key practice is to splash your face, 15-20 times, with water that’s ice cold. You should do that every time before you put on your makeup. That ice-cold water tightens up your skin and it brightens it, too. But it also creates a better surface for your makeup to sit on your skin. So what can take you over the top for facial skin care? A sperm facial. The age old sperm facial seems to be the way to go.
SPERM IS FULL OF POWERFUL, ANTIOXIDANT THAT FIGHTS WRINKLES
But why? What is it about sperm that makes it so good for your face? Well, sperm is chock (close one, there) full of spermine. Spermine is a strong antioxidant which is great at fighting wrinkles. So the recommendation here is, literally, to use your partner’s sperm as a face mask. A sperm facial can really help fight against acne or even major breakouts. But every woman will have to decide for themselves if they want to go down…. that road. But if that’s not for you, you can do “oil pulling,” which means you swish coconut oil in your mouth first thing, every morning, for 15-20 minutes. Oil pulling is actually great for everyone.
But if you’re really serious about staying on top of this, you can do both! I’m sure all the properly equippedpartners out there will suggest it every day…..