MAN BINGE DRINKS BEER, PASSES OUT, DOESN’T PEE, AND HAD HIS BLADDER EXPLODE
So remember that time that you had too much beer to drink? And no, I’m not talking about the morning after. You suddenly remember that you haven’t eaten any fiber for years? But it doesn’t matter? Well, no, that’s not what this story is about. This about something far, far worse. Pop, Pop, Fizz, Fizz, used to be how you spelled relief. This? It’s sort of like pop, pop. But boom. A man in China went on a major beer bender and then went to sleep it off. The problem? He never went to have a pee. Like, for 18 hours. Straight. And then his bladder…. Exploded. Yes, no peeing made his bladder explode. Boom. To the moon.
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10 BOTTLES OF BEER AND NO PEEING FOR 18 HOURS WILL MAKE ANYONE’S BLADDER EXPLODE
So I’d say it’s anyone’s nightmare. Except, well, it isn’t. But I’ve never had too much beer and thought, gee, I really hope my bladder doesn’t explode. Have you? So maybe, I’ve thought God, please let me make it to the bathroom in time. But we’ve also all thought we thought our bladder would explode. But not really. Not literally. And yet, that’s what happened to this man whose teeth weren’t floating. They done went and drowned. Cry me a river all the way to the hospital. But the 40-year-old man fell asleep. He had been drinking some beers. Well, he drank 10 bottles of beer. And then he fell asleep. And somehow, his drunken brain prevented him from pissing himself.
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EXPLODED BLADDER HAD INTESTINES FALL IN, WHICH COULD BE A FAST, PAINFUL DEATH
But that would have been better. A lot better than having his bladder explode. That’s for damn sure. So we know his name is Mr. Hu. But that alone leaves him fairly anonymous. And good for him. As you might guess, he had some pains in his abdomen. So he went to the hospital. The pain was so bad he couldn’t lie down. And he really wanted pee. But he couldn’t do that, either. So doctors found that this exploded bladder had torn in three places. And that allowed his intestines to fall into his bladder! Yuck! And yes, that can kill you if you don’t get help, like fast. Fortunately, doctors saved Mr. Hu and he recovered. But! This hospital gets one of these cases every year! And no, that’s not a case of beer. It’s a case of beer that made a bladder explode. Boom.
