BALENCIAGA LIMITED PARIS SNEAKER GOES FULL DERELICTE FOR RICH SUCKERS
Do you remember Zoolander 2? It went far, far beyond no left turn with the fashion parody idea of derelicte. Remember? The idea of a high fashion line for rich people to spend lots of money on looking like derelicts? As in: homeless? Well, as strange and random as the fashion world (in reality) is, derelicte is now a real thing with the Balenciaga Paris Sneaker. And yes, that is indeed a real picture of the actual shoe above. That’s for sale and you can buy it. But the catch is, the only people who will recognize it have too much disposable income and not enough common sense.
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HIGH FASHION TAKES PARIS SNEAKER TO UNCHARTED DISTRESSED TERRITORY
And, well, for those who don’t know it, you’ll get yet another kind of judgement. Why are you wearing those hobo shoes, dog? That crypto investment didn’t pay off, huh? So to be fair there is fashion terminology to explain these Paris Sneaker: distressed. And sure, if your mom sees you in these, she is sure to be distressed, too. But I should offer a caveat, having been a fan of a variety of distressed jeans for years. Some I bought new and distressed. Others I simply wore the hell out of until they had the right… texture on the eyes.
BALENCIAGA DESTROYED PARIS SNEAKER WILL SET YOU BACK $1,850 TO LOOK LIKE A HOBO
But looking at these Paris shoes by Balenciaga, I can’t help but think they just look destroyed. And Balenciaga is using that term destroyed to define these! The Paris High Top Sneaker Full Destroyed will set you back a smooth $1,850! They are limited to an exclusive 100 pairs and I expect they will sell out. Unfortunately, if you want the regular, boring Paris Sneaker, you’ll only have to shell out $625. Seriously, no one will even notice those! But satire lives, as derelicte is now a high and collectible fashion fad.