TonyHoffman Archive
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BULLS FAN SHOWS THE SAN ANTONIO SPURS SOME LOVE Disclaimer: I’m a Spurs fan. So I need a feel good story this year the way their season is
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A Fancy World
WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR LABIA POST-SURGERY? There are many jewelry designers in the market selling some pretty inspirational pieces of bling. And then there are people
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APPLE FORGETS TO COPYRIGHT STEVE JOBS NAME, OOPS! Ok, this is kind of brilliant. Some people like to poke the giant in the eye and get away with
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A Fancy World
BEIGE IS RETIREMENT HOME, NOT COLLEGE College is young. It’s exciting. But college is also YOU. Are you beige in any way? Everyone in college has their go-to
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Absurd
WOMAN THINKS TACO BELL IS RACIST FOR NOT HAVING FRIES Another day, another story about a fast-food-rage incident. As a person with fairly regular hanger issues, I can
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BREAKING NEWS
SECURITY RESEARCHERS FIND EASY EXPLOITS TO GET USER DATA IN MOST DATING APPS This is another story that goes into the “oh, no!” category. Well, depending on what
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DATING WEBSITES AND APPS ARE OK, BUT VACATIONING IS WHERE ITS AT We’ve all been on the dating websites and apps, being able to find a potential date
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ANIMAL
CHICKEN LOBBY SEEKS TO GUT CAPS, KILL MORE CHICKENS PER MINUTE FOR PROFIT DESPITE CONCERNS Do you like chicken? Pretty much almost everyone likes chicken, but they
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Beauty
STICK A NEEDLE IN MY EYE, MAKE ME WANT TO DIE While we all know the old saying “stick a needle in my eye,” we also remember that
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A Fancy World
MONUMENT DEDICATED TO ANTI-SLAVERY MOVEMENT NOW INCLUDES NAT TURNER, LEADER OF BLOODY 1831 SLAVE REVOLT In what has not yet garnered much attention, a state commission in Virginia
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Abuser Melissa Hodgman
BOY ARRESTED FOR DANCING, OR POSSIBLY LOOKING GAY IN SAUDI ARABIA? So much for our allies. In yet another example of an utter lack of socially progressive culture,
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Abuse
Is the Trump Presidency legit? Absolutely. The post-election euphoria has given way to a month of the market going nowhere. So what’s an individual investor managing their own
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BREAKING NEWS
Editor’s note: TheBlot Magazine’s “Park It” series highlights the best — and often little-known — parks and green spaces in cities around the world. Taken a stroll in the park
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David Letterman has hosted a nightly talk show on a major network during all 30-plus years of my existence on Earth. So when the credits roll at the
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FX recently aired the last episode of its acclaimed drama “Justified.” The Timothy Olyphant-led series has been lauded by critics and fans as one of the best shows on
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We live in a socially progressive and exciting day and age. After all, I do have “one of ours in the White House” (commonly said racist thing by
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“Change isn’t good or bad. It just is.” Don Draper — Season 3, Episode 2 “Love Among The Ruins” AMC’s “Mad Men” returns Sunday, April 5 with the
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Remember when we were introduced to a cute, freckle-faced redhead named Lindsay Dee Lohan in 1998’s “The Parent Trap?” The Disney reboot of the Hayley Mills classic put the world
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Absurd
I am black. I shared a car ride home recently with several acquaintances. I don’t drive, so this opportunity to avoid standing on a train platform with a
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BREAKING NEWS
I really admire NBC’s new re-branding and prime-time programming strategy. The once-trailblazing network that brought us “The Cosby Show,” “Cheers,” “Frasier,” “The Golden Girls,” “Hill Street Blues,” “Saturday
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