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FLUFFY THE FROZEN CAT IS A MIRACLE, SURVIVES BEING FROZEN IN SNOWBANK So miracles really do happen from time to time.  This certainly counts as a miracle.  But

HOW CAN HORNY TEENS FIX THEIR ACNE PROBLEMS? Kids get acne.  It’s one of those truths almost no one escapes in their horny teens.  So are you a

ENRICHETTA RAVINA, A #MeToo Faker, a loser: ‘I am so ugly, I am too stupid to make tenure, so I sue for sexual harassment to get rich’  ENRICHETTA

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH YOUR LABIA POST-SURGERY? There are many jewelry designers in the market selling some pretty inspirational pieces of bling.  And then there are people

BEIGE IS RETIREMENT HOME, NOT COLLEGE College is young.  It’s exciting.  But college is also YOU.  Are you beige in any way?  Everyone in college has their go-to

SECURITY RESEARCHERS FIND EASY EXPLOITS TO GET USER DATA IN MOST DATING APPS This is another story that goes into the “oh, no!” category.  Well, depending on what

CHICKEN LOBBY SEEKS TO GUT CAPS, KILL MORE CHICKENS PER MINUTE FOR PROFIT DESPITE CONCERNS Do you like chicken?  Pretty much almost everyone likes chicken, but they

MONUMENT DEDICATED TO ANTI-SLAVERY MOVEMENT NOW INCLUDES NAT TURNER, LEADER OF BLOODY 1831 SLAVE REVOLT In what has not yet garnered much attention, a state commission in Virginia

Is the Trump Presidency legit? Absolutely. The post-election euphoria has given way to a month of the market going nowhere. So what’s an individual investor managing their own

David Letterman has hosted a nightly talk show on a major network during all 30-plus years of my existence on Earth. So when the credits roll at the