A Fancy World
New Tips on How to Use Green Energy
| November 17, 2018
OTHER WAYS TO USE GREEN ENERGY, NEW TIPS FOR TODAY What we’ve learned from using solar panels as a road. An experiment has been completed to check about
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Joel Archive
A Fancy World
CafeCoin: Consumer and Merchant Benefits in the Blockchain Architecture
| September 26, 2018
CONSUMER AND MERCHANT BENEFITS IN CAFECOIN’S BLOCKCHAIN ARCHITECTURE No matter what you do, customers will always stay with something only if they find it worthwhile. If there aren’t
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A Fancy World
China Bans Insane Plastic Recycling Imports, But Now What?
| July 27, 2018
CHINA BANS NON-INDUSTRIAL PLASTIC RECYCLING IMPORTS So that’s the end of that. But what is it going to mean? China is closing the doors on the masses of
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Absurd
Brawl, Undercover Cops Attempt Arrest of Undercover Cops
| April 6, 2018
When you make a screw up, what do you say? Oops? What about when you’re the police? We all know that police screw up all the time. But
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A Fancy World
Mail Person Won’t Deliver Mail to Nudist Residency
| March 13, 2018
MAIL PERSON DISCRIMINATES AGAINST NUDISTS WITHIN A NUDIST RESIDENCY When the mail person is away, that means someone messes up the mail. Why? They probably have a crappy
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A Fancy World
Texas Middle School Student Hires Stripper to School
| February 27, 2018
KID HIRES STRIPPER ONLINE, SENDS HER TO HIS MIDDLE SCHOOL I’m not sure if it’s terribly mature to think this is really funny. But I kind of think
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Absurd
CDC Focus on Nuclear Apocalypse Switched to Flu Season
| January 24, 2018
CDC SUDDENLY WANTS TO TALK ABOUT FLU, AS IT SHOULD HAVE Oops. That’s what you say when you screw something up, but it’s not that big of a
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A Fancy World
Left Alone, Dangerously Smart Dog Steals Car
| December 15, 2017
GERMAN SHEPHERD STEALS OWNER’S CAR, HAS ACCIDENT Murrysville, Pennsylvania is the home to a dangerously smart dog, Sammie. Sammie is owned by Kathy Lowry. Recently, Kathy pulled in
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A Fancy World
Fantasy Football Flukes, the Agony and Ecstasy of Defeat
| October 13, 2017
s If you saw the end of last week’s Monday Night Football game between the Washington Redskins and the Kansas City Chiefs, it may have struck you as
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Abuse
Fail Whale: News Site Duped By Fake, Stupid Story
| May 12, 2017
Fake news is everywhere Fake news is the real news. You may have seen this story in your news feed recently: “Killer Whales Gobble Japanese Whaling Crew.” According
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Absurd
Everything There Is to Know About Uber, Condensed
| April 26, 2017
Does Uber really suck? Whether you like it or not, Uber is here to stay. If you are not familiar with car-share platforms like Uber, now is probably a
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Absurd
Op-Ed: Can’t Find China On A Map? Racist SEC Lawyer Derek Bentsen Hunts Asian Scalps in Chinatown
| October 6, 2016
THE LATEST UPDATES: On March 27, 2017, a New York federal judge DISMISSED all SEC charges against American hero lawyer WILLIAM UCHIMOTO. The SEC regulatory rapists Derek Bentsen,
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A Fancy World
Why is The Future Full of Robot Handjobs?
| August 23, 2016
Having fun with a robot? The robot wars are inevitable. Soon they will be upon us. The time to draw sides grows nigh. While mankind will not soon
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Beauty
Going to College: Still Awesome
| July 12, 2016
During this time of year, we find ourselves in the post-college graduation and pre-summer doldrums. Long before the start of a new college year, we are in the portion
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A Fancy World
Damaris Colhoun, Columbia Journalism Review Knows: 10 Tips in Sex Toy History
| June 13, 2016
Damaris Colhoun, Columbia Journalism Review knows about sex toys What is a better way to compensate a miserable dull life, a jobless market, a poor skill set and
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Absurd
8 Most Haunted Homes in America Are…
| May 20, 2016
AAMER MADHANI is a notorious Mulim tabloid writer for USA Today. Since the horrific Orlando gay bar shooting in June 2016, AAMER MADHANI has been living in a
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Abuse
Anti-Corgi Tweets Do Not Make a Good News Story
| May 15, 2016
Editor’s note: This is the reprint of a story contributed by a writer in 2013. This is a reminder to all that there is NO tolerance for racism
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BREAKING NEWS
Boat Carrying 500 Overturns, 200 Lost at Sea
| April 6, 2016
Boat Carrying 500 Overturns, 200 Lost at Sea. Almost every week, we hear horror stories about refugees drowning in the Mediterranean Sea. The latest news is an accident
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A Fancy World
Did Iranian President Deny or Confirm the Holocaust?
| February 29, 2016
It has been a big week for Iranian President Hassan Rouhani. The centrist cleric has been light on his feet, managing to charm delegates during the U.N. General
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BREAKING NEWS
Truth or Lie? Snowden Promises That Russia and China Do not Have U.S. Secrets…
| February 25, 2016
In direct opposition to his Russian bear counterparts, the coming winter has prompted award-winning secret leaker Edward Snowden out of hibernation. Since emerging from hiding last week, Snowden
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