Eve Lampenfeld
Eve grew up in Hawaii, but swam as fast as she could to the east coast after college, starting her "career" in NYC after realizing she hates water sports and loves the Internet. In surfing skills, she rates her skills 2.5 out of 10, but in Internet memes she's an 8. She loves to talk about the funny parts of having type I diabetes (there are many) and copywrites for a living.