AMAZON SPECIAL DELIVERS POO PILE IN DRIVEWAY
We have another super-pooper story for you. This time Sacramento, California is the new public dumping ground. One disgusted homeowner is raising a stink after coming home to find a man-made poo pile in his driveway. Nemy Bautista was out when the unwanted drop-off happened. But as soon as he returned home he immediately saw the deposit of poo waiting in his driveway. It seems the Amazon driver delivered number two, too. No one wants to come home to this kind of stinky situation.
AMAZON DRIVER DROPS BOX, SQUATS, POOS
Nemy was understandably upset at the discovery and wasn’t going to sit still or lay like a log left for him. The poo pile was a glaring declaration of “oh, no you didn’t.” Remy just had to discover who left the poo. But the mystery actually took very little time to solve. Remy first checked his home surveillance cameras and noticed that the Amazon driver had been squatting next to the delivery truck. Just like treasure, X marked the spot of the poopitration. The stinky situation was going to be solved.
SQUATTING SCREEN SHOT POSTED TO FACEBOOK
Achieving some success in his investigation, Remy still wasn’t happy. His next step was contacting Amazon by posting a still shot from the video of the Amazon driver in situ on Facebook, squatting on his driveway. He posted it with the caption, “Why is your driver squatting in-front of my house? Let me give you a hint … he/she is not tying their shoes. I have it on video!”
POO FIRST-RESPONDER SHOCKED BY PILE SIZE, STINKY SITUATION
Amazon quickly took steps in response to the post. Remy told local media that the squatting driver’s supervisor stopped by to investigate the crappy complaint. Remy related the visit and shared that, “He was in shock when he saw the size of it. He ended up scooping it up with a plastic bag, but didn’t want to take it with him. It smelled really bad.” We’re not sure how else a poo pile would behave, but it sounds like a disgusting chore.
PUBLIC POOPER WILL HAVE TO DELIVER ELSEWHERE
Remy’s poo pile ordeal wasn’t over yet. In another interview, he also said he expects “the garbage can will smell like shit for the next few days.” He also “had to hose down the gutter/sidewalk area after [the supervisor] left.” But Remy’s stinky poo pile ordeal did not go unanswered. Amazon gave Remy a gift card in apology. Amazon also worked quickly to resolve the unscheduled delivery. The public pooper won’t be delivering any more Amazon packages.