SOMEONE CALLED 911 OVER SCARY SCREAMS, BUT IT WAS TWO NYPD COPS GETTING IT ON IN A CAR
A resident of Brooklyn in NYC heard some pretty disturbing screams from a parking lot and called 911. It must have sounded pretty disturbing! The kind of screams where someone is being assaulted and needs help, fast. So police responded at the scene. But the NYPD cops who responded at the scene arrived without their body cams turned on. For some reason that will make sense shortly. So the responding officers arrived, and rapidly discovered that someone was not being assaulted, fortunately. The screams were the result of two other NYPD cops getting it on in a parked car.
PARKED CAR WAS IN NYPD EMPLOYEE PARKING LOT, AND TWO NYPD COPS WERE TAKING A BREAK
This is where the terms “put your hands behind your back!” and “assume the position!” and maybe “Comply! Comply! Comply!” take on all new meaning. Let’s just hope there are no subsequent reports of unnecessary use of the nightstick, ok? Well, it turns out that the parking lot was the employee parking lot for the New York Police Department’s 79th Precinct. The two NYPD cops getting it on were on their break time. Or maybe it was their “I must break you” time? I’m trying to imagine how hard it is to have sex in a car, and taking all of that equipment off. Where does it go? How do you have room?
TWO NYPD COPS HAVE BEEN HAVING AN AFFAIR, AND SOMEONE PARTNERED THEM UP TOGETHER?
The two NYPD cops getting it on in their parked car in the NYPD employee parking lot have been having an affair. News Flash! But the affair seems to be common knowledge, which is born out with the responding officers turning their body cams off before arriving at the hot and heavy hot boxing parked car scene. It seems that everyone (else) found out about the affair when the officer man’s wife showed up at the precinct last summer and “created havoc” when she confronted the NYPD girlfriend. Then for some reason, someone decided afterwards to partner the two NYPD cops together.
Obviously, the two cops everyone knows is having an affair denied they were having sex in the parked car in the NYDP employee parking lot.