1986 PUMA RS-COMPUTER SNEAKER RETURNS WITH MAJOR UPDATES
So do you miss 1986? Were you not cool in ’86? Butt you thought these kicks were cool at the time? But now anything so moon-walkingly 80’s is almost automatically cool. Even if you were born in the 90’s. And now Puma has gone and planned a limited release throwback of a period style icon that never really left us. The picture says a thousand words. But those shoes were made for walking. But the RS-Computer Sneaker will also measure every step you take, how far you’ve gone and how many calories you sucked from your retro love handles, too.
UPDATES MAKE THESE THE BEST MOON BOOTS EVER IMAGINED
But seriously, these things marry the impossible 80’s with the now. They have Bluetooth! So they also have their own app. But you could seriously wear these low-cut moon boots anywhere. So if you’ve been running around trying to find the mini-consoles from the same decade, you don’t have to stop! But you can sport these kicks while you do and do it right. They’re heeled with a “miniature 3-axis accelerometer” which sounds really serious. They’ll store an entire month’s worth of your lazy, ahem, extreme activity. And, you can charge its lithium battery via USB.
BUT ONLY A LUCKY 86 FEW WILL PLUG IN AND TURN ON THESE JOYS
But don’t get too excited. Puma is only making 86 pairs of these not so hush puppies. And yes, as in 1986. And just like art, each pair will have its own number. But you can find them atPuma.com US/Japan, Kith stores and in person at Puma stores in London, Tokyo and Berlin. So if you forgot just how much fun it was to plug the origInals into your Apple IIE or your Commodore-64with the 16-pin cord, you can modernize the geeky joy with these. But now, you just might not get your ass kicked trying to wear them home from the store.