Sexy Vegas Hosts World Largest Orgy Bid, Gets a Bigger Room for Wild Sex

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SEXY VEGAS HOSTS WORLD’S LARGEST ORGY ATTEMPT, CALL HOUSEKEEPING!

Las Sexy Vegas will be home to the world’s largest orgy.  Those are words you don’t see every day.  But there is one, and it’s happening on June 2nd.  Well, maybe it’s more accurate to say that this is the next attempt at the world’s largest orgy, ever.  But this story isn’t about just the orgy.  It’s about how increased, errr, interest, has prompted the organizers to change venue to a larger space.  The event is promoted by Menage Life’s Sin City 8.  The Weekly published a story on May 3rd which blew, yes blew, up interest in possible participants.  Stephen Colbert even roasted the orgy on his May 11th show.  He joked that it would be a big, um, challenge for the housekeeping staff.  You think?  But of all the hosts out there, where better than Vegas?

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SO MANY INTERESTED PARTIES, THEY HAD TO FIND A BIGGER ROOM

But beyond Colbert’s comments on all the missing butter at Embassy’s waffle station and how hard, yes hard, it will be “re-creating the depraved, lascivious depths of Sodom and Gomorrah,” this is really happening.  But the change in venue wasn’t necessarily just because of the increased interest.  Hilton owns Embassy Suites, where the To Do Do Do was originally going to be.  It seems Hilton maybe wasn’t comfortable with the national exposure.  You know, Hilton’s Embassy Suites common room being filled with hundreds and hundreds of writhing sexcapades.

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NEW VENUE THE EROTIC HERITAGE MUSEUM, GIVING LIFE TO, UM, REAL ORGY RESEARCH

The event will now be at the Erotic Heritage Museum, which seems to be a good, errrr, fit.  Let’s make that 24,000 square feet of good fit.  If you don’t have enough room to get it on there, you’re doing something horribly wrong!  But the museum will do well with playing host.  Museum director Dr. Victoria Hartmann (yes, a perfect calm porn name) will do a qualitative research project during the orgy itself.  She plans to “fill in the holes” about our understanding of how group sex has evolved.  Everyone is feeling pretty up about the event.  Menage Life founder Sante Suffoletta said, “We are excited to be working with the Erotic Heritage Museum on this historic opportunity!” We are both aligned in our view that consenting adults should be able to fully express their sexuality without fear or shame.”

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We’ll just have to see if this breaks the previous world record for largest orgy ever.  That happened back in 2006 in Tokyo, where 250 couples all did the dirty deed in the same room at the same time.  But if it can happen, it will be in Sexy Vegas.  But bigger always seems to be better when it comes to sex.  So we’ll see which of all the other sexy cities out there hosts the next largest orgy ever in one room.  Um, get a room.  And someone call housekeeping.  It’s messy in here.

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