Dead Goose Fell from Sky Leaving Hunter Unconscious

Dead Goose Fell from Sky Leaving Hunter Unconscious

DEAD CANADIAN GOOSE FALLS FROM SKY, KNOCKS HUNTER UNCONSCIOUS

People think of Canadians as nice and polite people.  But Canadian Geese are known to be jerks and rude ass motherfuc&er$.  And head injuries are a terrible thing to experience, if a person survives one.  How are these things related?  Read on!  Hunters focus on what they are hunting.  But an experienced hunter out in Maryland was hurt after one of his hunting friends shot a Canadian Goose.  The dead bird fell from the sky and knocked Robert Meilhammer on the head, leaving him unconscious. But the goose was dead and did not dive bomb the man.  So it was a motherfuc&er$ even in death.  Can you say foul kamikaze?

GEESE WEIGH A LOT, ESPECIALLY WHEN FALLING FROM THE SKY

Meilhammer sustained serious injuries and an ambulance rushed him to a shock trauma unit in Baltimore.  He was unconscious for a while. Geese can typically weigh between seven and fifteen pounds.  Imagine ten pounds of goose feathers falling from the sky.  That is really heavy falling from the sky and if it hits your head, at fast ass speeds, you may bleed internally if not externally. Aside from sustaining a severe head injury, Meilhammer had two teeth knocked out. This guy’s future looks bleak; if his brain is all bruised he may still need his beauty.  Hopefully he gets the teeth fixed if his brain is broken.

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REMINDS US OF FREAKY ELK IMPALEMENT STORY

This story has similarities to the elk story from a while ago.  A hunter in Oregon had gone hunting and killed an elk.  When he attempted to drag the elk with his four-wheeler, it flipped and he impaled himself onto the elk’s antler.  He didn’t die.  But he was unconscious for a bit.  The incident shocked and traumatized the silly hunter.  Who wouldn’t be?  That was the elk telling him that karma is a bitch. An elk and a goose are bad a$$es.

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